What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 04:08
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO